Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 19: "Syrup"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2013 corporate world and box office failure Syrup (which only made $301 on its opening weekend).

A slacker hatches a million-dollar idea. But, in order to see it through, he has to learn to trust his attractive corporate counterpart.

Staring:

Amber Heard - 6

Shiloh Fernandez - Scat

Kellan Lutz - “Sneaky” Pete

Brittany Snow - 3

Josh Pais - Davidson

TITO SCORE: 3.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 18: "Rock My World"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 18: "Rock My World"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2002 Sidney J. Furie’s Rock My World.

When the agency through which they hired the temporary cook and butler for the renters goes bankrupt, the Foxleys are forced to host Global Heresy, young immature American rock stars whose record company has set up this stint as a secret retreat location for them to test their new materials.

Staring:

Peter O'Toole - Lord Foxley

Joan Plowright - Lady Foxley

Alicia Silverstone - Nat

Jaimz Woolvett - Leo

Keram Malicki-Sánchez - Flit

Christopher Bolton - Carl

Lochlyn Munro - Dave

TITO SCORE: 7

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 17: "The Lone Ranger"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 17 : “The Lone Ranger”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2013 ‘western’ Summer flop spectacular, The Lone Ranger, which is based on a 1949 TV series.

Native American warrior Tonto recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid, a man of the law, into a legend of justice.

Staring:

Johnny Depp - Tonto

Armie Hammer - John Reid (Lone Ranger)

William Fichtner - Butch Cavendish

Tom Wilkinson - Latham Cole

Ruth Wilson - Rebecca Reid

TITO SCORE: 2

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 16: "Upside Down"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the film by French Director Juan Diego Solanas, Upside Down from 2012.

Adam is a seemingly ordinary guy in a very extraordinary universe. He lives humbly trying to make ends meet, but his romantic spirit holds on to the memory of a girl he loved once upon a time from another world.

Staring:

Timothy Spall - Bob Boruchowitz

Jim Sturgess - Adam

Kirsten Dunst - Eden

Blu Mankuma - Albert

Nicholas Rose - Pablo

TITO SCORE: 3

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Next Movie: The Lone Ranger

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 15: "New Years Eve"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2011 New Years romantic comedy, New Year’s Eve!

The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.

Featuring everyone from Hollywood but here are some of the key performances!

Michelle Pfeiffer - Ingrid - Resolution Tour

Zac Efron - Paul - Resolution Tour

Robert De Niro - Stan Harris - Hospital Story

Jessica Biel - Tess Byrne - Maternity Ward Story

Katherine Heigl - Laura - Jensen & Laura's Story

Jon Bon Jovi - Jensen - Jensen & Laura's Story

TTMN Connection - Halle Berry - #5 - Catwoman

TITO SCORE: 4.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 13 : “Jingle All the Way”

On this special Christmas episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Jingle All the Way from 1996 .

A father decides to dream the impossible; to get a Turbo Man action figure for his son just before Christmas.

Staring:

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

Sinbad - Myron Larabee

Phil Hartman - Ted Maltin

Rita Wilson - Liz Langton

Robert Conrad - Officer Hummell

TITO SCORE: 6

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 12 : “The Princess Comes Across”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale goes back into time and analyses the 1936 picture “The Princess Comes Across” from William K. Howard.

A woman pretends to be royalty in order to get aboard a cruise ship and gets involves a number of murder plots..

Staring:

Carole Lombard - Princess Olga

Fred MacMurray - King Mantell

Douglass Dumbrille - Lorel

Alison Skipworth - Lady Gertrude

George Barbier - Captain Nicholls

TITO SCORE: 9

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 11 : “Red Dawn (2012)”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2012 remake of Red Dawn (finally).Red Dawn was originally released in 1984 and this remake is based on the events of that motion picture.

A group of teenagers look to save their town from an invasion of North Korean soldiers.

Starting:

Chris Hemsworth - Jed Eckert

Josh Peck - Matt Eckert

Josh Hutcherson - Robert Kitner

Adrianne Palicki - Toni Walsh

Isabel Lucas - Erica Martin

TITO SCORE: 4

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 10 : “The Worst Movie Ever!”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the cougar concept from Glenn Berggoetz’s 2011 The Worst Movie EVER!.

A robot alien. Angst-ridden teens. Cleavage-wielding soul takers. A dark overlord. A cross-dressing retard. A pregnant 14-year-old cougar. Macho scientists. Santa Claus. Yeah, this movie has it all.

Staring

Glenn Berggoetz - Johnny / Petey / Dr. Lars Coolman

Eileen Barker - Laduelia

Stuart Goldstein - Bobby

Haidyn Harvey - Erica

Bryce Foster - Brent

Christopher Irvin - Dr. Dirk Ramrod

TITO SCORE: 2

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 9 : “LOL”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses Miley Cyrus’s LOL from 2012!

Lola (or Lol for short) and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.

Stating:

Miley Cyrus - Lola

Demi Moore - Anne

Jean-Luc Bilodeau - Jeremy - (TTMN Connection - Trick 'r Treat (#7) - Schrader)

Douglas Booth - Kyle

George Finn - Chad

TITO SCORE: 5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 8 : “The Hunchback of Notre Dame II”

 

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2002 Bradley Raymond’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame II.

 

Quasimodo rings the bell with the help of his new friend and Esmeralda's and Phoebus' little son, Zephyr and falls in love with the evil magician’s assistant Madellaine.

Staring

 

 

Jason Alexander - Hugo

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Madellaine

Tom Hulce - Quasimodo

Paul Kandel - Clopin Charles Kimbrough - Victor

 

TITO SCORE: 4

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 7 : “Trick ‘r Treat”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2007 Michael Dougherty’s Trick ‘r Treat as a Halloween treat to you!

Four interwoven stories that occur on Halloween come together in the form of one movie!

Staring:

Brian Cox - Mr. Kreeg

Dylan Baker - Steven

Rochelle Aytes - Maria

Quinn Lord - Sam / Peeping Tommy

Lauren Lee Smith - Danielle

TITO SCORE: 8

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 6: "Rock n' Roll Nightmare"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1987 Jon Thor’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare, as apart of the Halloween Double Feature.

At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously disappears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse, whose barn now features a 24-track recording studio.

Staring:

Jon Mikl Thor - John Triton

Jillian Peri - Lou Anne

Frank Dietz - Roger Eburt

David Lane - Max

Teresa Simpson - Randy

 

TITO SCORE: 1.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 5 : “Catwoman”

 On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses one of the worst superhero movies of all time, Halle Berry’s Catwoman from 2004.

Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips, a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence.

Staring:

Halle Berry - Patience Phillips / Catwoman

Benjamin Bratt - Tom Lone

Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare

Lambert Wilson - George Hedare

Frances Conroy - Ophelia

TITO SCORE: 3

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 4 : “The Room”

 On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, As promised, Dale, in the only way he knows how, analyses one of the greatest cult classics of all time “The Room” from 2003.

Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark.

Staring:

Tommy Wiseau - Johnny

Juliette Danielle - Lisa

Greg Sestero - Mark

Philip Haldiman - Denny

Carolyn Minnott - Claudette

TITO SCORE: 1.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 3 : “The Stuff”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1985 Michael Moriarty’s “The Stuff.”

A delicious mysterious goo that oozes from the Earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation.

Staring:  

Michael Moriarty - David 'Mo' Rutherford

Andrea Marcovicci - Nicole

Garrett Morris - 'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. Hobbs

Paul Sorvino - Colonel Malcolm Grommett Spears

Scott Bloom - Jason

TITO SCORE: 5.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 2 : “Tarzan II”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2005 Disney’s pointless sequel Tarzan II.

Tarzan as a child is confused on where he comes from, so he goes on an adventure to find himself (again!)

Staring: 

Harrison Chad plays Tarzan

George Carlin plays Zugor

Brad Garrett plays Uto

Ron Perlman plays Kago Estelle Harris plays Mama Gunda

TITO SCORE: 5.5

 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night - Episode 1 - “Eraserhead”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1977 David Lynch’s first direction piece Eraserhead!

Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.

Stars: 

Jack Nance played Henry Spencer (as John Nance)

Charlotte Stewart played Mary X

Allen Joseph played Mr. X

Jeanne Bates played Mrs. X

Judith Roberts played Beautiful Girl Across the Hall

Everything will be alright in this episode!

 

TITO SCORE:

3

Dale Reviews 14 - Encino Man

​(Note: I know I have to do the Dale Review specials...I just haven't had time. They are coming trust me but for now take a Geek I/O one!)

​Dale Reviews 14 - Encino Man

Suggested by: Rachel Boat (finishing Pauly Shore month)

TITO Rating: 5.5

My interpretation of the plot:  A stoner and a normal person find a caveman in the ground and they decide to defrost him and raise him as a stone head and confused senior...the Pauly Shore

Back story/Fun Fact: Pauly Shore's performance in Encino Man won him the Razzie Award for Worst New Star. (No surprise there) 

Now for the review....umm, I could get over the campyness of the Pauly Shore "comedy" in the past but not this time. There are too many odd phases and obscure 90's references in this movie for my young brain to handle

Some other notes. Is it just me but did they have fun with the shake machine to create earthquakes at random points? Also, my ice-cream was melting fast whilst watching this movie. I picked up this in Jury Duty, but it was clear in this but was Jeopardy funding this move because all of the different mentions.

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