Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 39: "The Music of Chance"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 39: "The Music of Chance"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale puts on his grumpy pants on and analyses the 1993 film “The Music of Chance” that features an ex-fireman and  a professional gambler become friends and lose it all.


Two men face the consequences of gambling after playing with men beyond their league.

Staring:

James Spader - Jack Pozzi

Mandy Patinkin - Jim Nashe

M. Emmet Walsh - Calvin Murks

Charles Durning - Bill Flower

Joel Grey - Willy Stone

TITO SCORE: 3

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Next Movie: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 38: "Mansome"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 38: "Mansome"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses what it really takes to be a man, through the eyes of a Morgan Spurlock “documentary” and an all star cast from 2012.

In the age of manscaping, metrosexuals, and grooming products galore - what does it mean to be a man? Oscar nominee Morgan Spurlock and executive producers Ben Silverman, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman present a delightfully entertaining doc featuring candid interviews from Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, and everyday people weighing in on everything from the obsession with facial hair to body dysmorphic disorder.

Staring:

Morgan Spurlock - Himself

Will Arnett - Himself

Jason Bateman - Himself

Paul Rudd- Himself

Zach Galifianakis - Himself

TITO SCORE: 5

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Next Movie: The Music of Chance

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 37: "Can't Stop The Music"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 37: "Can't Stop The Music"

This week Dale puts on his roller skates and does the shake! Join him as he reviews the 1980 cult classic musical pseudo audio biography of the Village People, "Can't Stop The Music"

 In this pseudo audio biography of the Village People, Jack Morell (a thinly disguised character of the group's founder Jacques Morali) is a struggling composer desperate to gain fame with his songs, but all he needs is a group to sing them.

Staring:

The Village People

Valerie Perrine - Samantha Simpson

Bruce Jenner - Ron White

Steve Guttenberg - Jack Morell

Paul Sand - Steve Waits

Tammy Grimes - Sydney Channing

TITO SCORE: 6

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 36: "The Legend of Hercules"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 36: "The Legend of Hercules"

In a last minute swap, Dale turns his attention to the worst of the Hercules movie of all time. The Legend of Hercules, is the prequel we all needed from 2014!

The origin story of the the mythical Greek hero. Betrayed by his stepfather, the King, and exiled and sold into slavery because of a forbidden love, Hercules must use his formidable powers to fight his way back to his rightful kingdom.

Staring:

Kellan Lutz - Hercules (TTMN Connection - #19 - Syrup - Sneaky Pete)

Gaia Weiss - Hebe

Scott Adkins - King Amphitryon

Roxanne McKee - Queen Alcmene

Liam Garrigan - Iphicles

Liam McIntyre - Sotiris

TITO SCORE: 0.5

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Next Movie: Can’t Stop The Music

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 35: "Machine Head"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 35: "Machine Head"

Happy 2015! On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the direct to DVD Horror Comedy from the early 2000s that is filled with a bunch of nobodys.

A teenager creates a machine to raise the dead for a science experiment. Things go terribly wrong.

Staring:

Jessica Bartz - Little Girl

Ginger Blanchatt - Principal Brown

Rich Cowden - Machine Head

Chris George - Mr. Beck

Josh Walitt - Max Kelp

TITO SCORE: 5.5

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Next Movie: Can’t Stop The Music

 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 34: "The Star Wars Holiday Special"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 34: "The Star Wars Holiday Special"

Finally rounding out holiday month, we travel back to 1978 and blast out of this world to watch a holiday special like no other. It’s the Star Wars Holiday Special!

It is Life Day, a holiday that is celebrated on Chewbacca's home planet Kashyyyk. Chewie and Han Solo are trying to get to the planet where Chewie's family is waiting for him, but the Empire is out searching for the Rebels, giving everyone a hard time.

Staring:

Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker

Harrison Ford - Han Solo

Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia Organa

Anthony Daniels - C-3PO

Peter Mayhew - Chewbacca

TITO SCORE: 1.5

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Next Movie: Machine Head

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 33: "Hercules Saves Christmas (Santa's Dog)"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 33: "Hercules Saves Christmas (Santa's Dog)"

Sorry about the delay...but here goes! This week on Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale sits down and analyses the most generic Christmas movie all time that involves a magical dog, an orphan and more stereotypes one could want. It's 2012 Animal Planet's reject and direct to DVD video, Hercules Saves Christmas (or Santa's Dog...depending on where you live.) 

Staring:

Hercules Rossi - Hercules

Luigi Francis Shorty Rossi - Brother Shorty / Hercules

George Maguire - Santa

Mackenzie Phillips - Helen Dunn

Marc McClure - Mr. Rosco

TITO SCORE: 2.5

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Next Movie: The Starwars Holiday Special (To round out Holiday Month)

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 32: "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 32: "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the lead of this year’s Lifetime Holiday Movie Bonanza, “Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever”

In "Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever," Grumpy Cat is a lonely cat living in a mall pet shop. Because she always gets passed over and never gets chosen by customers, this kitty develops a sour outlook on life until...one day during the holidays, a very special 12-year-old girl named Chyrstal enters the pet store and falls in love with Grumpy Cat

Staring:

Megan Charpentier - Chrystal

Daniel Roebuck - George

Russell Peters - Santa (TTMN Connection - Chef Sunil in NYE)

David Lewis - Marcus Crabtree

Evan Todd - Zack

Aubrey Plaza - Herself / Voice of Grumpy Cat

TITO SCORE: 1

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Next Movie: Hercules Saves Christmas

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 31: "Jingle All the Way 2"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 31: "Jingle All the Way 2"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses last week’s hot holiday direct to DVD release starring Larry the Cable Guy, Jingle All the Way 2.

Larry's daughter wants only one thing for Christmas - a talking bear. His daughter's step-dad intends to make sure that Larry can't get one.

Staring:

Larry the Cable Guy - Larry (TTMN Connection - A Medea Christmas)

Kennedi Clements - Noel

Brian Stepanek - Victor Baxtor

Kirsten Robek - Trish

Anthony Carelli - Claude

TITO SCORE: 5

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Next Movie: Grumpy Cats Worst Christmas Ever

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 30: "Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 30: "Tyler Perry's A Medea Christmas"

We’re back!! And it’s December, so Christmas movies only seem appropriate!

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses last year’s Christmas spectacular from Tyler Perry, A Madea Christmas.


Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when she's coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for Christmas.

Staring:

Tyler Perry - Madea

Anna Maria Horsford - Eileen

Tika Sumpter - Lacey

Eric Lively - Conner

JR Lemon - Oliver

Larry the Cable Guy - Buddy

TITO SCORE: 3.5

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Next Movie: Jingle All the Way 2

 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 29: “George of the Jungle 2”

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 29: “George of the Jungle 2”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, The terrible Disney sequel month begins right now! It starts with dale analysing the 2003 goofy look-a-like wannabe jungle movie George of the Jungle 2 from 2003

George, now a father, goes to Las Vegas, where he has to help out his brother

Christopher Showerman ... George

Julie Benz ... Ursula

Angus T. Jones ... George Jr

Thomas Haden Church ... Lyle Van de Groot

Christina Pickles ... Beatrice Stanhope

TITO SCORE: 6

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Next Movie: Cars 2 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 28: "Super Buddies"

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On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the most play it safe movie that Disney has ever delivered...last year’s (hard to tell because it looks way older than that) Super Buddies


Together, the Buddies must use the rings responsibly with the help of Captain Canine/Captain Megasis in order to stop a power hungry extraterrestrial warlord named Commander Drex, who wanted to take the rings for his own and full dictatorship of Inspiron.

Staring:

Trey Loney - Bartleby Livingstone

John Ratzenberger - Marvin 'Gramps' Livingstone

Michael Teigen - Sheriff Dan

Sam Adler - Billy

Jonathan Morgan Heit - Pete

TITO SCORE: 3.5

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Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 27 : “Sharknado”

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night : Episode 27 : “Sharknado”

On a last second rush to find a movie to watch this week as Death Racers got pulled last night, we just happened to find another movie by the Asylum (makers of Death Racers) called Sharknado. As luck would have it, the sequel came out just week, so, let’s remind ourselves about the first one!

When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.

Staring:

Ian Ziering - Fin Shepard

Tara Reid - April Wexler

John Heard - George

Cassandra Scerbo - Nova Clarke (as Cassie Scerbo)

Jaason Simmons - Baz Hogan

TITO SCORE: 6

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Next Movie: Super Buddies

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 26: "Inspector Gadget 2"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 26: "Inspector Gadget 2"

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night returns for real this time with this 2003 direct to DVD and the worst sequel and TV to movie adaptation ever, from the director who brought you Dr. Dolittle 5, Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 and is bringing you Jingle All The Way next year…it’s Inspector Gadget 2!

Inspector Gadget returns in this sequel to the 1999 hit, "Inspector Gadget." Gadget once again has to fight his arch nemesis, Claw.

Staring:

French Stewart - Inspector Gadget

Elaine Hendrix - G2

Tony Martin - Claw

Caitlin Wachs - Penny

Mark Mitchell - Chief Quimby

TITO SCORE: 2.5

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Next Movie: Death Racers 

 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 25: "When in Rome"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale travels to Rome in search on love and a good movie but the 2010 Kristen Bell movie When in Rome fails to deliver.

Beth is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.

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Staring:

Kristen Bell - Beth

Josh Duhamel - Nick

Anjelica Huston - Celeste

Danny DeVito - Al

Will Arnett - Antonio

Jon Heder - Lance

TITO SCORE: 4

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Next Movie: Inspector Gadget 2 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 24: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III”

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses a movie that was released when he came out of the shell and a movie that doesn’t even know what it is even doing, the 1993 conclusion to the trilogy...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III.

The turtles find themselves transported back in time to ancient Japan.

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Staring:

Paige Turco - April O'Neil

Corey Feldman - Donatello

Mark Caso - Leonardo

Matt Hill - Raphael

David Fraser - Michaelangelo

Stuart Wilson - Walker

TITO SCORE: 5.5

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Next Movie: When in Rome

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 23: "Dungeons and Dragons"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2000 fantasy thriller and a movie that takes nearly 2 hours to complete the campaign...Dungeons and Dragons.

Profion, a tyrant, attempts to overthrow a peaceful kingdom ruled by a tough empress.

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Staring:

Jeremy Irons - Profion

Bruce Payne - Damodar

Justin Whalin - Ridley Freeborn

Marlon Wayans - Snails

Robert Miano - Azmath

TITO SCORE: 5

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Next Movie:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 22: "Soccer Dog: European Cup"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale grabs the world by it’s tail and analyses the 2004 sequel that didn’t even make it to American shores and the continuation of a story of a cute mutt kicking a ball around. Bring your pillows...It’s Soccer Dog: European Cup.

Imagine a mutt who can outplay Beckham on the field while turning ateam of laughable misfits into a lean mean fighting machine. This pooch has got the international soccer scene by the tail.

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Staring:

Nick Moran - Bryan MacGreggor

Jake Thomas - Zach Connolly

Lori Heuring - Veronica Matthews

Scott Cleverdon - Alex Foote

Orson Bean - Mayor Milton Gallagher

TITO SCORE: 2.5

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Next Movie: Dungeons and Dragons

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 21: "Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2011 film that is straight out of the oven and out of hell, the third in the series, a rant and review like no other...This week is the infamous Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.

The Gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.

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Staring

Jacqui Holland - Peaches

Mike C. Manning - Adonis / Bugsby

Robin Sydney - Robyn

Carrie Lazar - USA Disco Skater

Jean Louise O'Sullivan P.J

William Butler - Gingerdead Man

TITO SCORE: 3

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Next Movie: Soccer Dog 2 : European Cup 

Terrible Tuesday Movie Night: Episode 20: "Birdemic: Shock and Terror"

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2010 “pre-curser to Sharknato” Birdemic or as it is fully known as Birdemic: Shock and Terror.

A platoon of eagles and vultures attacks the residents of a small town. Many people die. It's not known what caused the flying menace to attack.

Starting:

Alan Bagh - Rod

Whitney Moore - Nathalie

Janae Caster - Susan

Colton Osborne - Tony

Adam Sessa - Ramsey

TITO SCORE: 1

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Next Movie: Gingerdead Man 3