The Geek I/O Show: Episode 249: Surprise! It's a Chinese Bootleg!

This week on the Geek I/O Show, when the Boats are away, the rest of the hosts will play! Dale fires up the Generic Live Time Machine for a game of epic proportions. How well does the gang know each other? Find out this episode!

We discuss: The Problem with Pineapple Lumps,Southwest Texas: Not a Hoot, Use The Stumps, Vocab on the Barbie, Mummy and Daddy Boat Love Each Other Very Much, Pack Everything In Generic Live File Cabinet, The Man Dollar Effect, Two Docking Boats!, The wait was worth the pun, Already Hot for Dale, Dale running away from home to join The Circus, Speaking of Vista Dudes, Dale Unhinged, Haaaaaaaaaat, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bad Comments Loading, We Have 2 Whole Viewers Tonight!, Incoming!!!! Not Last Night Because I Was Drinking, Give Me God Of War, What Else does Halo Have? Do the thing......Do the thing! Microphone Mutation, Al Pacifico Remembers, rip not 69, Nobody's scoring, The Jazz-Off Effect, Dun Dunnn Daaaaaleeee!, Dalegonball Z, And Ninjas!

Join us on the Geek I/O Show, where everyone's a winner!

The Geek I/O Show: Episode 249: Show Notes
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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 163: “Forgettable Night of Passion”

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it was the annual Cards Against Humanity live play for CJ’s annual birthday.  Bring on the breakfast breadsticks because it’s time for Operation: Golden Showers.

The general horribleness you expect from from Cards Against Humanity ensued.  Terrible things were said.  Boris the Soviet Love Hammer showed up.  There was a bathtub of kale.  Mutherf#$&ering soccer!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Just remember to never doubt the donkey sauce.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 163 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 162: "All you need is Flash, Flash is all you need"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we had a deep felt heart love of geeky discussion.  You want some macadamia nuts with your macadamia nuts?  I am the king of the geeks!

We discussed the Pokemon that isn’t praised like Jesus, salty dragon nuts, a Preacher and Mr. Robot S4 minisode, Inferno is alright...it’s fine, Pokemon Conquest, Undertale, the surprisingly high number of good child actors in Stranger Things, what’s an Iron Kingdom, taking class in an A/V Closet, Kung-fu Panda TCG: it’s a thing!, Team Instinct: The Team of Poor Life Choices, I wear my geek, Poison Ivy is the Hermione of Gotham, casual boats, stuck on the P, one of those two did come out of my mouth, and a Disney Parks quiz!  Plus!  Don’t shoot the Pokemon trainers!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Wood Rectangle Tower Game.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 162 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 160: "Hugh Jackman playing Pokemon Go"

Editors Note: The video for this weeks episode can be found here!

This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are geeky as usual for episode one-sexty.  We were geeking out about all sorts of things from Pokey man to a tiny NES.  Things got real blue, real fast.

We discussed that tablet feels cheap and the camera is bad, but it’s only $40, Angry Birds Epic, missing that one cable, Zombicide, a lot of cosplay on a lot less CJ, so excited about hipster hotels, the speeding demon top, Tinder according to Dale, super liking Pikachu, the 10 year lie, ain’t no Pokemon worth 105º, snipe them with love, hurting but not slicing, and Pokemania including a quiz!  Plus!  That creepy guy with the beard I saw on Tinder once!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than a virgin donkey punch.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 160 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 129 / The Mana Pool #10 - "Go to bed, Dricu. You’re drunk."

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to check out the view from the top of the tower!  There are things going on up there, man.  Things.

Dricu got his comeuppance, Dhalgren felt threatened, Davdak admired the vast valley, and Saltaba still managed to restrain his fire.  There were statues with guyliner, a BB-8 made out of fire, a weird rock thing, feasting, dancing, grumping, and dragon hugs.  Stand tall!  We built this tower on rock and thrall!

Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We’ll bring the magic Post-It notes.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 129 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116: "Sucking the President’s Duck"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s CJ’s birthday and the man wanted to play Cards Against Humanity.  So, we grabbed our evening clutch and played some Cards Against Humanity.  Things got very inappropriate very quickly.

It’s the raise of Mexicos.  Nothing can stop the friction pair.  Darrell is sleep deprived.  Dale does reading.  Jaz fumbles over swear words.  Raul constantly sneaks the win.  Budlong returns in a lesser shade of salmon. Rachel loves innuendo, and CJ always chooses the biggest, blackest dick.  The gays like us too much.  It hurts.

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  You can’t beat the glory hole.

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Geek IO is brought to you by Tweaked Audio! 7 colors, 7 types, ultra durable AND sound AMAZING! Both with and without microphones as well, so you can sound awesome on your iPhone, Galaxy S4, Nexus 5 or pretty much ANYTHING else! Use the code "GEEK" at checkout to get 33% off AND free shipping!

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 116 Show Notes

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 111: #E32015: Will you Wii U with me?”

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back to normal (whatever that is).  CJ, Jaz, and Raul kick back and talk the geek about what’s been going on the last few weeks.  Would you like to come to my panel with me?

We discussed a log of yarn at E3 this year, MetroCon adventures, Arkham Knight’s got 99 problems, Hyrule Warriors, losing your life to Fallout 3, Hollow City is good times, finding Spider-Man in Lego Marvel Super Heroes, Fallout Shelter is more fun than it should be, Dig isn’t that great despite all the things it has going for it, tap tap bling bling, they’re not fire ants, they’re FIRE ants, Mario came out the year after I came out, the Japanese music video that happened in the middle of the Nintendo conference, and CJ and Raul discuss what happened at E3 (Jaz pipes in a little).  Plus!  CJ scores an interview with the spastic (and probably drunk) Rat-Trap himself, Scott McNeil!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’re smart like a bag of hammers.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 111 Show Notes

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Geek I/O #101 : Rants & Reviews: Wieners OR "The Wild Winged Wieners of West Virginia"

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re starting round one of our 10 week Rant & Review reboot with hearty helping of Wieners.  Meet us at Bill Bo’s Tennessee BBQ and Storage, because after the meat sticks, we were out.

We fill an actual hour discussing Dale’s wiener theory, post traumatic stress trailer syndrome, how not to die from wieners, wise walrus boy, and a beard both ways.  Pro-tip wieners: here’s how to fill your dumb joke checklist.

Join us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won’t you?  Next time we’ll discuss Wieners 2: Phallus Boogaloo (not really).

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 69 - Fill my narcissistic hole with John Anealio

This week on The Geek I/O Show, we were joined by the nicest nerd songster/podcaster/music teacher/whatever-the-opposite-of-self-proclaimed-is novelist on the Internet, John Anealio!  He gave us a full explanation of just why George R. R. Martin is not our bitch.

We discussed the surprising approachability of semi-famous people, constructing a podcast, finding your niche, tweeting Neil Gaiman, when a host loves an intern, closet ventilation, Will Arnett is our favorite Batman, Legos are awesome (and pretty dark), purple sentinels, Witcher 2 is exciting, Character Camp, American Gods is getting the Pushing Daisies treatment, creepy YouTube videos for kids, the necessary evil of documentation, Dale is up to date on Orange is the New Black and way behind on The Hunger Games, Soylent is a lie, the shaft and the glands, and smacking muffins.  Plus!  Dueling boner jokes!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  Where we always have penis on the mind.

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The Geek I/O Show: Episode 69 Show Notes

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